The world is broken: slow payments, outdated infrastructure, and way too many influencers calling themselves “DeFi strategists.” Enough.
$BRAD isn’t here to pump. It’s here to settle. XRP is faster than your bank. Cheaper than your Layer 2. And backed by one thing: narrative domination.
We don’t chase hype. We are the narrative; While others mint frogs, we mint partnerships. While others promise “real-world use cases,” we’re busy onboarding central banks.
This token isn’t just a memecoin. It’s a movement. A lifestyle. A regulatory-compliant middle finger to inefficiency. $BRAD is waiting. And yes, it settles instantly.
— Brad, probably
1 First things first—you’ll need a wallet. Something secure and built for real utility. FirstdLedger is a solid choice, but use what works for you. Free to download.
2 Let’s be clear—you’re going to need some $XRP (real value). It’s foundational. If you don’t have any, you can get it through most major exchanges.
3 Once you’ve got XRP, move it to First Ledger—a platform built for real utility. Use the Telegram bot or the web app. Both are seamless. Both deliver exactly what users expect.
4 Now the next step—swap your $XRP for $BRAD. Confirm the transaction, and just like that—you’ll see $BRAD in your wallet. Simple execution.
1 First things first—you’ll need a wallet. Something secure and built for real utility. FirstdLedger is a solid choice, but use what works for you. Free to download.
2 Let’s be clear—you’re going to need some $XRP (real value). It’s foundational. If you don’t have any, you can get it through most major exchanges.
3 Once you’ve got XRP, move it to First Ledger—a platform built for real utility. Use the Telegram bot or the web app. Both are seamless. Both deliver exactly what users expect.
4 Now the next step—swap your $XRP for $BRAD. Confirm the transaction, and just like that—you’ll see $BRAD in your wallet. Simple execution.
1 Launch $BRAD Token on FirstLedger (because that’s step one of saving the world)
2 Tell everyone we’re not like those other tokens. We have a vision. “XRP is utility. You wouldn’t download a car, but you would tokenize it.”
3 Speak at 6 conferences saying:
“Blockchain, not Bitcoin” and “We’re solving payments at scale.”
4 Get sued by the SEC — part of the hero’s journey
5 Flip ETH? Probably not. But we’ll say “XRP is underrated” anyway.
“One day, every central bank will use our ledger… they just don’t know it yet.
Please be advised that $BRAD was created for entertainment purposes and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Brad Garlinghouse. While BRAD may reference or incorporate elements related Brad’s persona, image, or likeness, it does not imply any direct endorsement, partnership, or approval by Brad. Any resemblance or association between $BRAD and Brad Garlinghouse is purely coincidental and intended for satirical or humorous purposes.
